Britney's Pumice Stone: Investing In The Future

home > blogdigger

In the rapidly approaching future, the DNA that once produced successful pop-stars will be degraded by its commingling with the inferior genes of suspiciously fertile, unemployed background dancers, and a recording industry decimated by the resulting lack of marketable talent will pay any price for a cloneable sample of that prelapsarian, platinum-selling genetic material. It is then that your great-grandchildren will finally recognize your speculative, $250 investment in a pumice stone that ma ... (more)

- link to Britney's Pumice Stone: Investing In The Future -
Last update: 08/04/2005

Thanks for stopping by!

decoupled.net: - iPods, MP3s, podcasting - IT Training - Credit, finance, mortgages - Prescriptions, medical news - Home improvements

Advertisement

decoupled.net

Britney's Pumice Stone: Investing In The Future

decoupled.net: - iPods, MP3s, podcasting - IT Training - Credit, finance, mortgages - Prescriptions, medical news - Home improvements